standards. Your submissions have to be knowledgeable, entertaining (please don't bore our readers) and plentiful - which means if your only capable of writing 2 sentences, then respectfully this isn't for you.

If you have some examples already, let us check it out. If you do not, create a couple before inquiring. It’s the quickest way for us to know if you are what we are looking for.

How much will I get paid?: Unfortunately we cannot afford to pay anyone for their contributions at his time. We are still a relatively small website, and our funding comes straight from our pockets. However we DO offer free promotion, credit and the occasional swag for your work.

How often can I submit articles?: As little or as much as you want.

If chosen, how will I submit my stuff?: First you need to create a profile on damnedsociety.com. You can do so by clicking here. After your approved to be a writer on our site, you will be given access to a section of the site where you will find everything you need to get started.

How long will it take for my stuff to appear?: Generally within a day. Unless we are feeling really nerdy an are glued to the computer, then we will approve it right away.

Why do you have to review my submissions?: We do this in order to make sure no one is writing irrelevant or disrespectful crap. We don't like spam, and we certainly don't like it when writers use our site for their evil plans of world domination.

Sounds cool! How do I apply?: Use this contact form and select "I want to write for you!". Be sure to include your contact info, and copy and paste a sample article or include links to were we can find your work.